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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

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dankmaiden:

"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"

"can u follow me back? :)"

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if you’re not sexually attracted to demon!dean bold what applies to you

clarasdestiny:

  • I’m a fucking liar
  • I’m a fucking liar
  • I’m a fucking liar
  • I’m a fucking liar
  • I’m a fucking liar
  • I’m a fucking liar
  • I’m a fucking liar
  • I AM LYING THROUGH MY TEETH
  • SO MANY LIES
  • LIESSSSS~~~~~~
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mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

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